Zombies R Forever

dilemmaemma: twinpersonalitys: ironychan: redcaplf: thehipste...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 03:05:34 -0400

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

thehipsterwhisperer:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

SOMEWHERE CAPTAIN HOOK IS SHITTING HIMSELF

THESE CLOCKODILES, HAYLEY OMG THESE CLOCKODILES, OMG

texaspuppygirl: Just one picture today my lovelies. Unless you...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:04:19 -0500

texaspuppygirl:

Just one picture today my lovelies. Unless you have any requests….

texaspuppygirl: Okay I lied but know that I am not as confidant...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:02:41 -0500

texaspuppygirl:

Okay I lied but know that I am not as confidant as I look.

amusingariana: amusingariana: amusingariana: Banana, make me...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:00:53 -0500

amusingariana:

amusingariana:

amusingariana:

Banana, make me tumblr famous.

55 notes, not bad banana…not bad.

72. Almost there banana.

tastefullyoffensive: Wi-Fighting[via]

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:20:31 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

The Snowmen Came To Texas

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 13:05:47 -0500

But don’t worry everybody, The Doctor is working on it.

boo0bs: juxtaposedsabotage: ticklemytavros: masters-degree-in-...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 05:09:23 -0500

boo0bs:

juxtaposedsabotage:

ticklemytavros:

masters-degree-in-sass:

qqmoarz:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

this is my favorite fucking video on the internet

oh my god my heart is bursting reblog forever and ever until eternity

THIS VIDEO IS STILL THE BEST but does anyone know what this song is actually called????? it’s been bothering me to death

Tunak Tunak Tun if I’m not mistaken OwO

white people

Im a french model

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:52:37 -0500

from the internet

Me: Knock Knock.

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 21:47:25 -0400

Me: Knock Knock.
Girlfriend: Who's there?
Me: Doctor
Girlfriend: hehe... Doctor Who?
Me: Orange you glad I didn't say Banakafalata?

delta777: Zombie VS Human

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 13:21:32 -0400

delta777:

Zombie VS Human

Photo

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 13:15:38 -0400

What's wrong with our society.

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:02:09 -0400

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

Someone said on peter popoffs show that they won $20000 lottery from god for the miracle spring water but isnt it a sin to gamble? i mean he had to win it somehow

Fri, 11 May 2012 03:14:17 -0400

velvettulip: STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …My...

Sat, 05 May 2012 07:44:09 -0400

velvettulip:

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me …and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If they have any trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets put in your ask right now.

Sat, 05 May 2012 07:12:21 -0400

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:41:57 -0400

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

trackerjackernightmares: TRACKERJACKERNIGHTMARE’S GIVEAWAY.This...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 05:55:02 -0400

trackerjackernightmares:

TRACKERJACKERNIGHTMARE’S GIVEAWAY.
This is to celebrate reaching 300 followers in a mere month. (I’m almost at 400); a thank you to all of my followers! I will do a bigger giveaway when I get more followers. This is my first giveaway so it is quite small.

What’s included for the winner:
1 x copy of The Hunger Games OR Catching Fire OR Mockingjay (To be decided by you)
1 x copy of The Hunger Games: The Official Illustrated Movie Companion
2 weeks of your URL being featured in my sidebar
4 x blog promos

RULES:
- Must be following me
- You can reblog as many times as you like, NO LIKES. (I will check)
- Winners will be chosen either by random.org or by other means (I may be doing a hand-picked reaping, depending on numbers)

Announcing Winners / Shipping Information:
- I will ship to any location, postage is paid for!
- The items will be placed in a box, carefully protected
- I shall announce the winner publicly, but I will message them privately, asking for details
- You must have an ask, otherwise I won’t be able to contact you!

*Message me for any details

ENDS JUNE 5th.

the-mockingjay-: As a thank you to my followers, I have decided...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 05:51:23 -0400

the-mockingjay-:

As a thank you to my followers, I have decided to host a giveaway.

THE PRIZES:

1 The Hunger Games Trilogy Box Set

1 NECA Mockingjay Pin

The Hunger Games: Illustrated Movie Companion

The Hunger Games: Tribute Guide

2 The Hunger Games Posters (of your choice)

Your choice between the 3 The Hunger Games t-shirts shown above in any size

RULES AND REGULATIONS:

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (this is a contest for my followers!)

You can reblog only. No likes, please!

You can reblog as much as you like!

I will ship internationally, and pay all costs.

ALL ITEMS WILL BE ORDERED NEW FOR THE WINNER.

The giveaway will end May 26th, 2012! I will be contacting the winner via askbox, so make sure yours is open or you will not be able to claim your prize! :)

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favour! :)

That feeling you get when you oversleep and wake up 5minutes before your interview is and its 20 miles away and you really need a job because youve already been rejected numorous times but probably did yourself a favor because your almost certain youll get rejected again :*(

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:42:50 -0400

yea thats me with the black keys!!!!

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:53:45 -0400

yea thats me with the black keys!!!!